Peter anthony holder biography of abraham lincoln
Abraham Lincoln: his life, public services, death and great funeral cortege, with a history and description of the National Lincoln Monument, with an appendix....
Wednesday, November 2, 2005 -- Sex
A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother, "Mom, what's sex?"
His mother, who believed in all the most modern educational theories, gave him a detailed explanation, covering all aspects of the tricky subject.
When she had finished, the little lad produced an enrollment form which he had brought home from school and said, "Yes, but how am I going to get all that into this one little square?"
Thursday, November 3, 2005 -- Legal Strategy
A man went to his lawyer and told him, "My neighbour owes me $500 and he doesn't want to pay up.
What should I do?"
"Do you have any proof?" asked the lawyer.
"Nope," replied the man.
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"Okay, then write him a letter asking him for the $1000 he owed you," said the lawyer.
"But it's only $500," replied the man.
"Precisely. That's what he will reply and we will have the proof we need to nail him."
Monday, November 7, 2005 -- The Boasting Horses